bitches see a text and are like ‘ill reply when i have the social and emotional energy for it’ and then forget about it for a week….anyway i’m bitches
me: *gets really sad and has an emotional breakdown*
me, ten minutes later: lmao that was so fuckin lame
me while plotting: let’s do a slow burn thing with them!! just imagine the angst and the journey they go through before becoming a couple!! i’m so excited!!
me literally four fucking days later: so do u want me to write the starter for their wedding or do u wanna do it
if you see me reblogging something you just reblogged from me.. mind your business i forgot
my brain, refusing to focus: hm… this paragraph… i do not vibe with it
me, crying: please… please just fucking process the words on the paper
my brain, acting like a dramatic bitch: it’s vibes are wrong. i cannot read it.
RP PARTNER (quietly): so, it’s a little silly, but I had this plot idea and I was wondering if you were up for it? It’s okay if you say no, I just thought it’d be fun-
ME(at full volume): IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR PLOTS.
I’m watching Are You Human Too and at this point I’m like who needs a guy anyway? I just want a human robot who is handsome and nice to me😂