ouchytm:

teathattast:

decembersoul:

teathattast:

even the effing pigeon is more responsible than a lot of people out there.

that’s an eagle…

Im going ballistic thats a fucking seagull.

saintsoup:

hey if u have the same name as me don’t

deactivashun-deactivated2021030:

timothey chomelete looks british but he isn’t and i think that alone warrants for his arrest

gadotgal:

every day I live in constant fear that I’ll accidentally add a picture from my camera roll to one of my reblogs on this stupid hellsite

the-shy-girl-24:

Just because I love you doesn’t mean I’ll let you win in Mario Kart. Fuck off

savannahsdrabbles:

It’s always my favorite character

msmarvelamerica:

caraldanvars:

peterssquill:

caraldanvars:

like imagine thor finding out humans can survive a 15,000 ft fall if their parachute malfunctions but if they hit their head at a certain angle a few foot fall can kill them

bruce: ppl can die from getting scratched by a rusty nail but there was also a guy who amputated his own arm with a pocket knife after being trapped by a boulder for six days

thor:

bruce, who had just finished explaining That Time in college when he was super drunk and fell down three flights of stairs without sustaining any injury: that was around the time my aunt died from scrapping her hand on a rusty nail bc her tetanus shot wasn’t up to date

thor:

Bruce: Humans have been observed to flip a car to the side by themselves to save someone who’s trapped underneath. 

Bruce, 1 minute later: Thor, can you help me? This flower pot is so heavy. 

Thor: